Maybe It’s Hooch?
For all you wine lovers out there (all my friends), this one’s for you… My sister is funny. Like seriously funny with a dryyyyyy sense of humor that’s been honed …
Drive by Conversations
You Know You’re a Carnivore When…
My daughter Delilah was taking a walk with my sister-in-law Deb, planning our Independence Day BBQ… Deb: Delilah, we’re having hamburgers and hotdogs for the BBQ tomorrow. What do …
Crying Into My Egg Salad Sandwich
Me: Hey, girls…tomorrow. Them: What about it? Me: I’m trying to tell you. I’m getting an MRI and then I have a date so I’ll probably go straight there. Charlie: …
The Time I Dated A Minion
Once upon a time, when my girls were totally into minions, I had a date, and my daughter saw a text from him…. Charlie: Who’s Kevin? Me: A guy I met …
Just Hit Your Sister And Get It Over With Already
One day my girls just Would Not Stop arguing… Delilah: Mom! Tell her to stop! Charlotte: It’s your fault! Delilah: Stop TOUCHING me! Charlotte: You started it! Me: *has had …
Think Bill Murray in Caddyshack
Actual conversation with a guy at Home Depot after dropping $700 at the dealership. For the second time – in 4 days… Home Depot guy, Victor: Can I help …
Drive by Lullabies
Delilah: Mom, I can’t sleep. Will you sing us a lullaby? Me: Seriously? You hated when I sang to you. And you’re like almost in college or something (not really). …