Drive by Lullabies

Delilah: Mom, I can’t sleep.  Will you sing us a lullaby?

Me: Seriously? You hated when I sang to you.  And you’re like almost in college or something (not really). I don’t even remember any.

Charlotte: Anything.

Me: Okaaaaaay….”Rock a bye, baaaa…”

Delilah: Not THAT one.  That’s about a BABY falling to her DEATH!  From a TREE! Why is that baby even IN a tree in the first place?!

Me: No idea.

Charlotte:  Pick another one.

Me:  Ummmmmmm….”You are my sunshine, my only…”

Charlotte: I HATE that song.  Talk about depressing! “Please don’t take my sunshine away???” What? By like DEATH?

Me: Okay. I’m done here.