Tag: humor

Momming and Midnight Vomit

Momming and Midnight Vomit

You know what’s awesome? Your kids. You know what’s not awesome? Vomit. Vomit is not awesome. I remember finding out I was pregnant. *sighhhh* The daydreams. All the wonder and 

Drive by Lullabies

Drive by Lullabies

Delilah: Mom, I can’t sleep.  Will you sing us a lullaby? Me: Seriously? You hated when I sang to you.  And you’re like almost in college or something (not really).