The Time I Dated A Minion

Once upon a time, when my girls were totally into minions, I had a date, and my daughter saw a text from him….

Charlie: Who’s Kevin?
Me: A guy I met on Match.
C: Are you going out with him?
Me: Yes.
C: Hey Lilah…Mom’s going out with a guy named Kevin Stewart Bob!!!
Lilah: Mom’s going out with a minion?!
Me: I’m not going out with a minion.
Lilah: Is he yellow?
Me: Didn’t appear to be…